Jeeto: Suno Ji Jab Hamaari Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Hui Thi Toh Jab Main Khana Bana Kar Laati Thi To Tum Khud Kam Khaate The, Mujhe Zyada Khilate The! Santa: Toh? Jeeto: Toh Ab Aisa Kyon Nahi Karte? Santa: Kyonki Ab Tum Achha Khana Banana Seekh Gayi Ho!
Shaadi Mein DJ Ne Announce Kiya: Jisko Dance Nahi Karna, Woh Jaake Apni Bhains Charaye. Santa (Apni Wife Jeeto Se): Chalo Darling, Khana Khate Hein!
Santa invited Banta to his home for dinner and gave him directions for Vasant Kunj. Santa: Oye! Mahipalpur Se Aana Aur Teesri Red Light Se Left Le Lena. Phir Dusri Red Light Se Right Le Lena! Hours passed... but no sign of Banta, so Santa called up to ask where he was. Santa: Oye Banta, Where are you? Banta: Oye Yaar, Main To Jaipur Pahunch Geya... Because Sari Lights Green Thi, Koi Red Light Mili Hi Nahi!
Santa called on Flipkart's helpdesk. Santa: Is it Flipkart? Flipkart: Yes sir. Santa: My wife has given birth to a baby boy. Flipkart: So what? Santa: It will be better If you provide me the cash offered by you. Flipkart: Hey... which cash? Santa: Aren't you that company who told in the advertisement 'Cash on delivery is available'?